• 2nashty4u:

    Your next girlfriend

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  • When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

    • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
    • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
    • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
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  • illkim:

    Teacher: Sit down until the bell rings



    (Source: illkim, via dutchster)

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  • flewor:

    "was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

    (Source: flewor, via handjob)

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  • astound:

    dylan o brien more like dylan o fuck me

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

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  • rockstarsushiman:

    Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have read a Percy Jackson book

    (Source: locomortor-mortis, via handjob)

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  • meladoodle:

    *forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

    (Source: meladoodle, via teenscoolest)

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  • (Source: zhanng, via oportunitas)

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  • “maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”

    “maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”

    “maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”

    “maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”

    (Source: ptysis, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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